Bean-o-tril
Prescription-strength calm for BNB degen nerves
Primary Effects
- ✓Rug-Proof Mental Clarity™
- ✓Impermanent-Loss Blocker™
- ✓CZ-Approved Zen Mode™
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Description
Are your BNB bags giving you anxiety? Do you wake up in cold sweats thinking about impermanent loss? Bean-o-tril is here to help. Our patented CZ-Approved formula works directly on your degen receptors to provide instant calm. Clinical trials show that 9 out of 10 BNB holders experienced reduced panic when their LP positions went underwater. Side effects may include excessive hopium and uncontrollable urge to buy more BNB.
Dosage Instructions
Take 1 pill every time you check your wallet. Maximum 47 pills per day.
Warnings
Do not operate DeFi protocols while under the influence. May cause diamond hands.
Approved by Our Chief Anxiety Officer
"I've seen it all and I'm still chill. Trust me, this works." — Fluffy McChillface, Chief Anxiety Officer
