NoGas-X
For ETH gas-fee anxiety (typo-free edition)
Primary Effects
- ✓Reduces fee-induced stress
- ✓Failed-TX Therapy
- ✓Pairs well with L2s
*This is satire. Not financial advice.
Description
Did you just pay $200 in gas fees to move $50 worth of ETH? Did your transaction fail but you still lost $80? NoGas-X is the leading treatment for Ethereum-induced financial trauma. Our Failed-TX Therapy module helps you cope with the emotional damage of watching your money disappear for literally nothing. Now pairs perfectly with L2 solutions for those who have finally learned their lesson. Warning: Does not actually reduce gas fees, just your awareness of them.
Dosage Instructions
Take 1 pill before any Ethereum transaction. Take 3 pills if it's an NFT mint. Take the whole bottle during a bull market.
Warnings
Side effects include switching to L2s, constantly complaining about fees, and becoming a Polygon maxi. May cause obsessive MetaMask checking behavior.
Approved by Our Chief Anxiety Officer
"I've seen it all and I'm still chill. Trust me, this works." — Fluffy McChillface, Chief Anxiety Officer
