Sniffa-Tril
For chronic "next 1000x" sniffing disorder
Primary Effects
- ✓Fake-Alpha Filter
- ✓Influencer Immunity
- ✓Rug Radar (beta)
*This is satire. Not financial advice.
Description
Do you follow 47 "crypto influencers" on Twitter? Does every new token launch make you think "this is it, the next 1000x"? You might be suffering from Chronic Alpha Sniffing Disorder. Sniffa-Tril helps filter out fake alpha and builds immunity to influencer shills. Our beta Rug Radar feature (still in testing, may not work) claims to detect potential rugs before you ape in. Disclaimer: It won't stop you from aping in anyway, but at least you'll know you were warned.
Dosage Instructions
Take 1 pill every time you open Twitter. Take 2 pills if you see someone posting rocket emojis.
Warnings
May cause excessive skepticism and inability to enjoy crypto Twitter. Side effects include becoming 'that guy' who calls everything a scam. Rug Radar accuracy not guaranteed.
Approved by Our Chief Anxiety Officer
"I've seen it all and I'm still chill. Trust me, this works." — Fluffy McChillface, Chief Anxiety Officer
