SOL-o-Tril
The ultimate chill pill for Solana meme traders
Primary Effects
- ✓Diamond-Hands Booster
- ✓DeFi Degeneracy Dampener
- ✓"It's just maintenance" Copium Filter
*This is satire. Not financial advice.
Description
Tired of seeing "Network congestion detected"? Does every Solana outage make you question your life choices? SOL-o-Tril is specifically formulated for Solana maxis who need that extra copium boost. Our time-release formula provides 24/7 coverage, even during those inevitable "scheduled maintenance" periods. Now with added Diamond-Hands Booster technology to prevent panic selling during the 47th network restart this month.
Dosage Instructions
Take 1 pill every time the network goes down. Alternatively, just take the whole bottle at the start of the day.
Warnings
May cause delusions that 'this time is different'. Do not mix with other layer-1 medications.
Approved by Our Chief Anxiety Officer
"I've seen it all and I'm still chill. Trust me, this works." — Fluffy McChillface, Chief Anxiety Officer
